I bring my lunch to work most everyday, because I like to save money, plus I’m pretty cheap. Why not raid your own refrigerator instead of buying lunch every single day right? Sometimes it is challenging to find something to eat everyday, especially when you are staring at the fridge and it doesn’t seem to be telling you what to eat. That why Fridays are such a relief. I let myself indulge on Fridays. I let myself eat the most divine and life altering food, pizza. I treat myself. The hard part is that I have to actually go to the store to pick it up, because who needs to pay delivery, tip and more money for a pizza when picking it up is cheaper. Problem is I’m lazy. So, what I’m asking you all to do is pick up what I’m putting down. I’m sure some of you live nearby and can just pick it up for me for free right? Okay, now that we have that taken care of, let’s get these giftures rolling…
I don’t think anyone…
…wants to be picking up what this guy is dropping.
This is just like me…
…brave until someone confronts me.
This is also like me…
…finding the most embarrassing way to screw things up.
Kind of makes me want to…
…bury myself under the snow.
I also like to…
…bury myself in everyone else’s business.
I’m definitely not like this…
…I don’t have any kind of optimism at all.
Can’t remember the last time…
…I ever had energy like this.
No matter how many times people did this trick on me…
…I never picked up what they were laying down.
No matter how smooth I was…
…the girls always ran from me.
Whenever someone asked me to do something…
…my reaction.
This is me when I try to get…
…a drink at the drinking fountain.
This is me…
…doing a favor for my buddy and ruining my camera and him not reimbursing me for it.
Alright, that is it for me. By the way, no one has picked up my pizza for me yet. I just hope when you show up you it is still hot, or I will send you pack for another one. Got it?
ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Pick Me Up My Pizza Ben
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Instead of picking up your pizza, it looks like someone picked up a few of your gifs. You should probably nail them down next time.
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I’ve never been good at nailing things down. I forget to nail our tent down and I’m still looking for it.
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I would bring your pizza over, it’s just that it would NEVER get there hot and I don’t have enough money saved for the flight, the rental car and the gas. So… I hope someone else does it.
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I’m okay if it is a little cold. Also, don’t you want a chance to come to the US after your trip to Canada a few years ago?
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With all due respect: not for at least another 2-6 years. If you can wait that long for a pizza, I’ll happily deliver one. But it’s going to be a bit more than “a little cold”, I’m afraid.
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That sounds like such a long time! But I’m patient. I’ll wait. Though I will probably have pizza before then too.
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I also carry my lunch to work most days–in a brown paper bag, in fact. But I occasionally treat myself to pizza or a burger, or maybe Indian or Thai food. There’s a lot of good choices in the neighborhood. J.
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I’m a creature of habit. If I don’t have pizza once a week I start having withdrawals.
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If someone brings you pizza, see if they’ll drop by my place next!
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I keep trying, but when they get to my house, it all gets eaten.
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I see you are more graceful since I last saw you. Where were you hiding? Pizzas a must here and it has to be big enough for leftovers!
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Yeah, so why aren’t you having that pizza delivered to me right now? ARRRGGGGH!
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Patience, the door bell will be ringing any moment now.
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Hopefully not at home. I’m at work right now.
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It will be all gone when you get there. Figures right?
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I’d love to bring you pizza but I’d probably get stopped at the border for being a single woman. True story: two female friends of mine were stopped by US border guards in Niagara and questioned for almost ten minutes about why they weren’t travelling with their husbands. One isn’t married, and the other one’s husband is in a nursing home. They were finally let go, but it made them feel awful. Maybe I can send you the pizza via air mail!
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I will take a pizza air mailed. Or you could just call my local pizza place and have them deliver. You can tell I haven’t though about this at all.
Also, sorry about your friends. That sounds awfully awful. Why would they care? Seems like way too many people are concerned about other people’s business.
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