This is how I hike there.
Every Monday, I like to take a trek over to the Einstein’s Bagels that are just up the street. Bagels are one of my favorite carbs right after pizza. They taste like bread except better. The ultimate combination is a bagel pizza.
The reason I go there every Monday is because the bagels are only $7.99 for a dozen. I then eat them for most of the week and I save a ton of money, which is good because I’m cheap. And as I stated they are the best carb except for pizza, which I have on Friday.
My favorite kind of bagel is the Sesame Seed. I’m not sure why because Sesame seeds really don’t have any taste. The only other famous Sesame is the street, which let’s be honest taught me the ABC’s. As awesome as my kindergarten teacher though she was with her fancy flower arrangement’s and her tiny little voice, she didn’t really teach me the ABC’s. She pawned it off on the Sesame.
I also learned a lot from that Oscar Guy. Man, could I relate to that guy. All he wanted to do was hang in his crib alone and watch his TV and hang out in his dirty room, but all these cheerful birds, and Elmo things would constantly bother him. Couldn’t they just see how he just wanted to be left alone?
Just leave me alone!
Back to the seeds. For some reason, I like them, even though they are the messiest ones to eat. Every time I eat one sitting at my desk, they are constantly falling on the desk, getting in my keyboard, and I have to have my garbage can near by. I wonder if that is why they are Oscar the Grouch’s favorite too.
The worst part is that they keep getting in my teeth. When I go and brush my teeth they are still there, left like an extra gift that you thought you gave to someone for their wedding, but didn’t and now you get to take it back for a refund. Not the Sesame seeds, the gift.
Anyways, I like to think of myself as the Sesame seed of WordPress. Kind of dull, tasteless, very unnecessary and ultimately I stick around long after you think you are done with me.
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Sesame Seed Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 2 
Bagels…yum
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The best, yes. Especially with sesame seeds. They are both the best and most infuriating things.
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I like them with veggie dip.
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Veggie dips sounds so…healthy. Could we maybe put some cheese on them to make them a better carb?
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Gotta have cream cheese on bagels!
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Yep, no veggie dip. Too healthy.
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Personally, I have a problem with bagels. They disguise themselves as donuts, but they’re not nearly as sweet, when I mistakenly bite into them. Sometimes they’re even bitter. I’m guessing maybe that’s why you like them, Bitter Ben.
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As much as I like donuts, they are so sweet, that they are the taste enemy to my bitter. Which is why it is so weird. It’s like when people eat foods that give them heartburn. Oh, wait that’s me too.
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My keyboard is always full of a variety of grains from my multi-grain peanut butter sandwiches. The bagels sound better.
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You are halfway good there. I like peanut butter, but I can’t handle that multi-grain bread.
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Yes! Sesame seed bagels are my favourite too, yet I hate how the seeds go everywhere. It’s really quite annoying, maybe that’s why we appreciate them.
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Yes, I guess you could consider them like us. A little renegade and wanting to go where we want to go and not where our parents want us to go.
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I don’t know why, but every once in a blue moon, I get a craving for bagel bites… Which, to my opinion don’t qualify as bagels nor pizza. (seriously… have you ever paid attention to the almost unexisting toppings??) But for some reason, I have to buy a box or two, in the frozen section of my favorite supermarket (preferably when on sale) pop them in the oven and eat them with the same reaction, every time: these things are either too hot, and heavenly soft, or too cold and hard as a rock. *Ughh*
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The key is to get the fresh ones from Einstein’s. They are a little bigger and get a few more toppings, but also, they burn your mouth for the first dozen bites. The last little bite is usually perfect.
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Now I just have to see if Einstein’s are available here… A third degree burnt tongue for one perfect bite of pizza topped bagle, yes please!
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We also need to make sure there are some in Denmark, because if there isn’t, then why are we living again?
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