We all know you don’t come here on Fridays for the spectacular commentary on life’s bitterness. You all just want to see some giftures since you are too lazy to go to another site and just find them yourself. I get it, and that I why I am bitter to do the work for you. I’m pretty lazy when it comes to doing things, but finding giftures of people that embarrass themselves? Now that I can do. Because I can do it while watching TV, laying on the couch and eating pizza…which I was I intend to do soon.
Kid should have known…
…there was a pole there.
I guess this guy…
…was just taking a lovely stroll around the track.
And this little guy…
…hasn’t figured out escalators yet.
Guess one kid…
…is a future NASCAR driver and the other is a pit crew guy.
Even Usain isn’t as fast at racing…
…as this guy is at cubing.
I’m guessing she isn’t…
…a future Olympic diver.
Kid might be a good runner…
…but the dog might be better off at pruning hedges.
Talk about Dopey…
…that guy was crusin’ for a brusin’.
I’m sorry, but did you really expect…
…me to use one of those things as a chair?
That’s what you get for protesting…
…the protester.
This is me at the table…
…um, is it okay for me to eat from my own plate please?
And just like this guy…
…I’m out.
Feel free to share things about your weekend with me. Because I’m sure as soon as you make a comment, I will just say TL:DR and just comment back with no understanding of what you said.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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I feel for the little guy in the first gif: Mom was clearly blocking his view of the pole right until the second that she steered him into it. But I love the NASCAR gif. J.
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Yeah, totally mom’s fault on that one. She should be ashamed.
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I guess I’m turning into an old man; I enjoyed the ones with the dogs the most.
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Or maybe you have a dog and that is why you enjoyed it.
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Yes. Or, unfortunately, three dogs.
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Oh wow, that is so many. I’m guessing you have lots of hair to clean up around your house.
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Yes. Having three dogs also gives me opportunity to stay up on my handyman skills. They tear lots of stuff up.
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I do so enjoy these. Thank you for enabling my laziness and letting me look forward to Fridays since I retired.
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I can’t wait to retire and then have my bitter posts to enjoy on Fridays.
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Hahaha, that diver girl! Ohh, poor woman. But she made me laugh so bad :’) That could have been me, lol!
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I can’t imagine me trying to dive at all like that, but yeah, feel bad for her. Have you dived before?
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I have just returned from Trader Joe and bitterly complained for the nth time about the little carts for children. Who thought this was a good idea – someone without Achilles tendons?? Even the mothers complain…
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Seriously. Sounds like a future bitter post in your future.
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LOL!
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I will look forward to it and expect a link back to me.
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